Offensive Office Stationery from Bondara

Offensive Office Stationery - black/gold

Name: Offensive Office Stationery - black/gold
SKU: 5810
Price: 7.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

Essentials for Unisex / Unisex Adult Novelty Gifts

7.99 GBP

Gender unisex

Color black/gold

Seller: Bondara
Category: Adult Novelty Gifts
Availability: In stock

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Offensive Office Stationery Description

Make admin fun with this mischievous collection of Offensive Office Stationery.We've all had days when the office can just fuck off but can't get away with a sweary outburst. So use these pens to sign important documents and cards instead, or display them as iconic desk accessories. Loan specific pens out to your victims of choice, but don’t let human resources catch you! Choose which pen’s message resonates with you the most:1. Actually, just fuck off.2. Hands off my pen, prick.3. I wish I could fucking spell.4. Property of Cunty McFuckface.5. These dull fuckers think I'm working.The perfect novelty toy for Christmas stocking fillers or as a last-second birthday present, put a smile on your mate’s face by gifting them these cheeky pens.

About the Offensive Office Stationery

The Offensive Office Stationery set provides five black clicker ballpoint pens featuring blunt gold-printed slogans. Each writing instrument carries a distinct message, allowing you to quietly signal your frustration during long shifts or meetings without saying a word out loud.

This assorted collection functions as a practical novelty item for a coworker or a humorous stocking filler for friends. Keep them on your own desk or hand specific pens out to colleagues, provided human resources is not looking.

Key features

Five assorted clicker ballpoint pens per set
Distinct cheeky slogan printed in gold on every pen
Black body design with contrasting metallic lettering
Suitable novelty gift for Christmas or birthdays

Specifications

Colour - Black Pens With Gold Text
Contents - 5 Various Clicker Ballpoint Pens, Each With A Unique Message

Frequently asked questions

+ How many pens are included in the set?

The pack contains five clicker ballpoint pens, each featuring a unique message.

+ What do the pens look like?

They have a black barrel design paired with bold gold text.

+ What kind of slogans are on the pens?

Phrases include messages such as Actually, just fuck off, Hands off my pen, prick, I wish I could fucking spell, Property of Cunty McFuckface, and These dull fuckers think I'm working.